1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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