remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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