kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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