So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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