I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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