Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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