Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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