as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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