We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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