Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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