Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize
