is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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