the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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