TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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