WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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