maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
and you fell through a lawn chair
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
