after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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