fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize
