i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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