can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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