I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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