do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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