I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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