you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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