I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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