I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
