at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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