Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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