I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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