I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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