Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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