They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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