Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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