Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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