new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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