Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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