when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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