No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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