We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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I need you to use more vowels.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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