hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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