i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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