pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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