I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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