i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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