ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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