We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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