So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think I am morally bankrupt
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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