Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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