I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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