They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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