Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i think im in europe. pls send help
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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